A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table.
This peaks his curio ...
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A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the frien ...
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A man was quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says : You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".
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Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f**k?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000.
He didn't want anyone to know about it, s ...
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A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a
savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would l ...
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Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just
to use the men's room. T ...
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