Casino Jokes
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"I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's
principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, b ...
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A woman is in a gambling casino. At the roulette she says, "I have
no idea what number to play."
A man near-by suggests she play her age, so she puts ...
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Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.
The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned ...
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Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, his friend. ...
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A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas. She had been in the casino for about an hour,
and realized she was thirsty. So she went to the pop machine in ...
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A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000.
He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he ...
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A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about
whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player ...
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Little Tommy was the quietest boy in school.
He never answered any questions but his homework was always quite excellent.
If any one said anything ...
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